Festivus

SATURDAY DEC 20

10:00p – 2:30a

KINKY SALON

Oh hark, pretty perverts, for what do I see?
A bevvy of elves awaiting your knee
A Santa so friendly he’ll cross your boundaries.
It’s FESTIVUS for the rest of us
And there will be a tree.

A moment to honor the year that we’ve had
With friends, love and laughter,
Ridiculously clad
In costumes so hilariously bright,
We could light the way for Santa at night.
It’s FESTIVUS for the rest of us
An utter DELIGHT!

Please join us for our favorite event of the year! It’s the most frickin’ festive party on the planet! We will be so full of mirth. We will be jolly as the big guy himself. I think the word “GAY” is appropriate. We will rain down our holiday cheer in your face until you can’t stand it anymore, in this celebratory, high spirited, holiday extravaganza!

Buy your tickets in advance as we will sell out

~ MEMBERS: $40 ~ ALLIES: $30 ~ ADVANCE TICKETS ONLY VERY LIMITED TICKETS

PRIVATE: MEMBERS and THEIR GUESTS ONLY~ 21+ ONLY- WE DO NOT SERVE ALCOHOL

NO UNATTENDED SINGLES: CLICK FOR DETAILS

CLICK HERE FOR ADVANCE TICKETS

AWESOME CABARET & ARTY BULLSHIT

at 11:30pm featuring…

FACT50

DJ FACT50 spinning the most outrageously festive and WTF-surreal soundscape for your perfectly OTT holiday experience

RACHEL LARK, the talented songstress featured at Bawdy Storytellingand The Savage Lovecast, will debuts her new album “Hung for the Holidays”, packed full of naughty, hilarious songs like “There’s Nothing Sexy About Christmas” and “Freddy the Marxist Elf”

RACHEL LARK
KARMA

LITTLE KARMA BOMB and Eva Rosa take “festive” to a new level with a sparkly, spangly, twinkly, glittery spectacle!

Hostess Polly Superstar takes to the stage with OUCHY THE CLOWN for a festive duet!

OUCHY
ELVES

THE SUGARPLUM ELVES grace our stage for their most festive performance yet! Could it get more merry?

Plus SANTA!

He’s got his list. He checked it twice. He knows we’re all naughty so he’s coming to ‘ho ho ho’!

Sit on his knee and get your picture taken and he’ll give you a lump of coal!

SANTA

DRESS CODE

Naughty Mall Elves, Old Christmas Cartoon Characters, Santa, Salvation Army Bell Ringers, Burgher-Meister/ Meister-Burghers, Tiny Tim, Heat Miser/ Snow Miser, Rudolph, The Grinch, Dickens Characters, Christmas Drag, Festive Ridiculousness, Christmas Trees, Baubles, Frosty, Dominic the Christmas Donkey, Christmas Specials

Fetish, Latex, Leather, formal wear, sexy costumes, lingerie, uniforms, Steampunk, &c. are always welcome!

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Street clothes, jeans, hoodies, t-shirts, sneakers, and sportswear will be turned away at the door.

 

THE KINKY PHOTOSALON

 

COOL CATS and FRESH FELINES from PUSSYFEST!

PUSSY PEEPS

THANKS TO MICHELLEYODER.COM