Kinky Salon’s UNIFORMLY SEXY, March 21!

SATURDAY, MARCH 21

10:00p – 2:30a

UNIFORMLY SEXY

ATTEN-SHUN!

Buff your balls and polish your pecker, shine your cha chas and wax your pudenda. It’s time for a little spit and polish… New recruits report for action! Whether you’re reliving your days at Catholic school or fantasizing about life on the open seas, start your evening starched and shined to perfection, and ready for inspection.

Buy your tickets in advance as we will sell out!

 

~ MEMBERS: $40 ~

~ ALLIES: $30 ~

 

ADVANCE TICKETS ONLY

VERY LIMITED TICKETS

 

PRIVATE: MEMBERSandTHEIRGUESTSONLY

21+ ONLY- WE DO NOT SERVE ALCOHOL

NO UNATTENDED SINGLES: CLICK FOR DETAILS

 

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AWESOME CABARET &ARTY BULLSHIT

at 11:30pm featuring…

 

DJ JUSTIN CREDIBLE

Her beats are gonna make you wanna march, march!

DIXIE DE LA TOUR

Kinky Salon original and legend in her own pants, Dixie De La Tour from Bawdy Storytelling will emcee the show while Polly is on tour!

CAPTAIN SASSY PANTS

Make sure to salute Capt Sassy as he sings his way into your hearts and undies

SIREN SAPPHIRE

Singing songs to lift the spirits of the troops

JESI RINGOFIRE

This delicious new recruit will make everyone stand to attention

 

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DRESS CODE

 

Sergeant Major, Naughty Nurse, Dirty Doctor, Saucy Soldier, Mailman, Security Guard, Brownie, School Girl, Boy Scout, Hygienist, Suit, Scrubs, Fire Fighter, Girl Guide, Pilot, Air Stewardess, Priest, Nun, Candy Striper, Sailor, Marching Band, Life Guard, Space Ship Crew, Sportsballs, Hot Dog on a Stick, Cheerleader, Emperor Norton.

 

Fetish, Latex, Leather, formal wear, sexy costumes, lingerie, uniforms, Steampunk, &c. are always welcome!

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Street clothes, jeans, hoodies, t-shirts, sneakers, and sportswear will be turned away at the door.

 

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THE KINKY PHOTOSALON

FESTIVE US at FESTIVUS!

FESTIVUS US!

THANKS TO ALEX SCHOENFELDT

 

CONTESTANTS from GAMESHOWS & PORNOS!

PORNO PEEPS

THANKS TO MichelleYoder.COM

 

HALLOWEENIES from XXX FREAKHOUSE!

HALLOWEENIES

 

COOL CATS and FRESH FELINES from PUSSYFEST!

PUSSY PEEPS

THANKS TO MichelleYoder.COM

 

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