Kinky Salon’s HEAVY PETTING ZOO!

HEAVY PETTING ZOO and SWEETHEARTS BALL!

Saturday January 15, 2011

~ 10pm – 3am ~

Get ready for KINKY SALON’s

HEAVY PETTING ZOO

This is a MEMBERS ONLY event.

To find out the location and the links to pre sale tickets,
click here to become a member – it’s FREE and INSTANT!

NO UNATTENDED SINGLES:
click here for details

What is it about San Francisco? People just looove to dress as animals. Strange but true. To honor this Bay Area Phenomenon, we bring you HEAVY PETTING ZOO, a ridiculous foray into everything fuzzy, feathery and fluffy.

Well, stroke my goat…. it’s time to join us for a shindig of FURTASTIC PROPORTIONS!

Pet the soft bunny’s coat! Feed the pony a carrot! Snuggle the platypus! Feel the wool of the sheep! Stoke the beaver’s soft pelt! Experience the fuzzy chin of the llama as he eats from your hand. You can even feed our pig!
OH BOY! It’s time to get some TAIL!

NOTE OF CAUTION:
Some animals BITE. Always ask first.

BAH-RAM-YOU!
Um…That’ll do, Pig.

DRESS CODE:

Ponies, goats, llamas, chickens, bunnies, sheep, deer, pigs and general furry cuteness. Farmers, Farm Girls, Goat Herders, Milk Maids, Shepherds, Hunky Farm Hands, Mad Cows, Old Macdonald, Old Major,  Fun fur, Faux fur, Fluffy fur, Sleek fur. Cute and cuddly. Floppy and feathery.

Fetish, Latex, Leather, formal wear, sexy costumes, lingerie, uniforms, Steampunk, &c. are always welcome!

NO street clothes, jeans, hoodies, t-shirts, sneakers, &c.
Puh-lease!

FEATURED ENTERTAINERS

DJ Chris Fox

DJ Chris Fox

DJ Fox’s arsenal of original mashups & remixes is sure to ring in the New Year with delight!

E.NORMVS

The steamy E.NORMVS of SFBoylesque will be providing man-meat to tempt
your animal senses!

Miss Guided

It won’t just be your ears that perk up at the vision of this mesmerizing beauty in motion!

PHOTOBOOTH!

~ MISSION CONTROL’s NYE!! ~

Whobilation Photos

Thanks to Todd Hartman

~ WHOBILATION! ~

Whobilation Photos

Thanks to Todd Hartman

©2011 Kinky Salon and respective artists – All rights reserved

And don’t forget!

Jan 21-22 @ The Regency Ballroom in SF!

Visit http://edwardianball.com for more info and advance tickets

FEB 18th & 19th

Sprinkle yourself silly
next month for Kinky Salon’s

NYE! The countdown has begun! Space cadets & sexbots, prepare yourselves for landing as the Mission Control crew guides us into dock at an incredible destination... 10 YEARS - a DECADE of DECADENCE!

That’s right pleasure seekers, TWO nights to come celebrate all things LOVE AND LUST with that new paramour/ sub/ sugar daddy and/or dance with glee that the whole Hallmark sell-out is f*cking over.

Flirt up the candy shop/bathroom for something new to suck on and dance amidst The God/Goddesses of KANDYLAND in hopes that you’ll manifest that dark chocolate Hummer/ a proper shtoop-ing/ World Peace / an Oompa Loompa Gang Bang/ or just that your new Poly ro- mance will last for more than 2 weeks! Let the sticky sweet smell of hot sugar, peach-scented body lo-tion, and liquorice funk abduct your senses to LA-LA Land!
 

FEATURED ENTERTAINERS

DJ Cyril Noir

~ MARY VAN NOTE ~

~ The BURLEY SISTERS ~

~ The INDRA ~

plus other interactive weirdness and cool freaky shit
 

DRESS CODE

Candyland characters, Kings and Queens, Peppermint stripes, Powder Wigs, MASKS, Royalty, Black and White Formal wear, Cutesy, Klowny, Karny, Cupcakes and Tarts, Gingerbread Men, sexy and sassy, PINK-RED-WHITE,
pink cellophane wrap, corsets made of fruit leather and liquorice whips! Absolutely NO JEANS, sportswear or slobs!

SAT FEB 5th

An ecstatic adventure into CONSCIOUS SEXUALITY…

This is your invitation to the heart, soul, and spirit of eros. An invitation to come to a temple that is in support of the authentic flow of the life-force energy that is eros. Where in a non woo-woo, fun and juicy way, you can learn some new things and be in a field of sensual energetics with a community that is dedicated to sex-positive exploration on all levels of experience.

 

FEATURING

Each area of our playground
is attuned to a different frequency of Ecstasis with…

~Interactive Altars~

~Gorgeously Adorned Shamans, Priest/esses, and Temple Keepers Guiding the Journeys~

~Dance, flirt and play in our
Temple of Innocence~

~Have your senses ignited
and your body adored in
Aphrodite’s Harem~

~Immerse yourself in
rich intimacy in the
Temple of Deep Eros~

~Explore the realm of power, surrender, and intensity in the Chamber of the Dark Arts~

 

For more information, visit:

http://missioncontrolsf.org

SAN FRAN SEXY!

Hey, have you seen
Issue 5 of our sexy zine?

SFS is a brand
new monthly zine bringing a bulging
package of Sex-Positive Culture to your
doorstep: juicy bits of news, events, resources, and advice keeping you in the know about what’s worth knowing in our sassy little
town.

Check out Issue #5 now at:

sanfransexy.com

About Kinky Salon

Kinky Salon is a community dedicated to safe, consensual exploration of sex positive expression. We celebrate all forms of diversity, encouraging guests to uphold our open community’s Standards of behavior. ANYONE showing up under-informed, inappropriately dressed, or with the wrong attitude may be turned away at the door!

Join THE KS CREW

It’s through the efforts of Kinky Salon’s volunteer community that the parties come off so well… Sign up to be a part of the crew that makes it all happen!

CLICK HERE TO VOLUNTEER

About
~MISSION CONTROL~

Mission Control, the long-time home of parties like Kinky Salon, Club Kiss and PINK, has taken off as a community in its own right as it co-creates artistic, sensual & social evolution.

As a place and a space, Mission Control will host many more creative, open-hearted, and fabulous sex-positive events through 2010 & beyond…

~ Get Involved! ~

There are many opportunities: you could produce new events, help build infrastructure or plug your unique skills into the mix in ways we didn’t think of.

Sign up & be part of Mission Control 2.0… Just fill out the form HERE to get involved.

 

~ THE ALLIANCE! ~

JOIN THE ALLIANCE NOW!

The Alliance fuels Mission Control’s mission to be a nexus of artistic, sensual and social evolution.

With just a $100 per year contribution you help sustain Mission Control’s physical space, community outreach, & artistic exploration.

PLUS there are a whole host of benefits, including free entry to Alliance Parties and discounted tickets to others!

To become an Ally, visit

missioncontrolsf.org/alliance

On the Walls of Mission Control
FOR ONE LAST MONTH!

ARTIST NANCY PEACH

Enjoy her many huge canvases depicting sexy scenes of hotness before they come down
AND TAKE THEM HOME!

Yes, they’re all for sale!

See more at nancypeach.com