Alice's Steamy Adventures in Punkland July 11th and 25th

MISSION CONTROL CLOSING IN SIX MONTHS. READ MORE HERE

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NEXT MONTH:
Yes, it’s been a year already! Mark your calenders for the THIRD ANNUAL PUSSYFEST
August 8th and 22nd


Mreooowwww!
Feeling Frisky, Kinksters?
Ready to get your prowl on?
Then shine those coats and slick back those whiskers for PUSSY FEST, cuz the fur will fly!

Any CANINES must be reported immediately and may be subject to IMMEDIATE COLLARING.

DRESS:
kitties, pussies, felines, tomcats, lions, tigers, tabbies, leopards, mousers, kittens, etc. Dogs? Mice? Sexy/ Fantasy/ Fetish wear always welcome

NOTE: We ask that all pussies PLEASE not drag any half eaten birds to Mission Control. Anyone caught spraying or scratching the furniture will be asked to leave. Screamers and howlers will please bite a pillow or something, for chrissakes. You Know Who You Are.



The P.A.L. system
(Pervy Activity Liason)

Whether you are male or female,  if you want to come to Kinky Salon without a date these rules apply:

• When you come to Kinky Salon you must bring a PAL with you
• Your PAL can be the same gender, the opposite gender or even a couple
• You are responsible for your PALs behavior and they are responsible for yours!
• If either of you violate the charter you will both be held responsible
• You must arrive together and we recommend leaving together
• You must know your PAL and be able to vouch for their character

Click here for the PAL FASQ


Location:
Mission Control
2519 Mission St
San Francisco
CA 94110

Time:
10pm-4am (ish)

Details
21+
(we check IDs)

Couples and chaperoned singles
see here for details

BYO Bar
beer and wine ONLY

Kinky Salon reccomends…

We met with Erik from Marquis and had a lovely afteenoon drinking tea and chatting about community. He is a great guy, and all heart. Please support his event, dust off that latex and get your asses over to the SupperClub! We will be there with bells on.

Kinky Salon, America’s most WHIMSICAL sex positive community presents….
Alice’s Steamy Adventures in Punkland
Saturday July  25th

Connoisseurs of The Strange and Titillating!

In this world of the  Phantasmagorical you may…

JOIN The Mad Hatters Tea Party- dine on tea, cakes and non sequitors with all your favorite characters!
DARE to play PeepShowMiniCroquet with The King & Queen of Hearts!
SMOKE The Hookah with The Caterpillar in  the Mushroomroom!

THE NEW ECCENTRICS Featuring MISS BIX!
Those charming bohemians perform yet again for your amusement and pleasure!
ANNA CONDA and friends
With fierce croquet antics. Check out their awesomeness on YOUTUBE
CHIA PET
sings Disney songs the way they were  before parents banded together to remove all references to cleveland steamers

FRESH ABSINTHE
Le Verte Pressoir juices fairies which are humanely plucked from the enchanted wormwood forests of the old world, literally quivering with vitality. Once you get a taste of fresh absinthe fairy juice, you’ll never go back to the bottle!
ARTIST SUZANNE FORBES
Traditional Portraiture for Alternative Lifestyles.
Live sketching to capture your essence right here at Kinky Salon.Click HERE for sketches from the last event!

DJ PHANFASM WILL WOO YOUR EARHOLES WITH HIS ELECTRO PARTY BASTARD POP

PLUS SURPRISE DJ TBA!

DRESS: Alice in Wonderland with a Steampunk twist, Alice meets Tank Girl, Mad Hatter in welding gear, Cheshire Cats with mechanical smiles, Caterpillars in Corsets, Queen of Hearts, Tweedledum and Tweedledee, Edwardian Lords and Ladies, Jules Verne Explorers and Mad Scientists, Top Hats, Canes and Monacles, Stripey Tights, Bloomers, Tiny Hats, White Rabbits


Sign up now to take part in
Kinky Salon Booty Camp!

Each class stands on it’s own, so choose to either complete the course or just dip in where it piques your interest! At only $100 including entrance for you and your PAL to Kinky Salon (a $60 value) it’s a steal!

The class on Saturday July 25th will focus on
Creating the environment- transforming your home into an ARTY SEXY PARTY


Photos from last month’s Kinky Salon HEAVY PETTING ZOO…