Heavy Petting Zoo June 13&27

Alice’s Steamy Adventures in Punkland
Saturday July 11th and 25th
Come take a dive down our rabbit hole!!!

DRESS: Alice in Wonderland with a Steampunk twist, Alice meets Tank Girl, Mad Hatter in welding gear, Cheshire Cats with mechanical smiles, Caterpillars in Corsets, Queen of Hearts, Tweedledum and Tweedledee, Edwardian Lords and Ladies, Jules Verne Explorers and Mad Scientists, Top Hats, Canes and Monacles, Stripey Tights, Bloomers, Tiny Hats, White Rabbits


Mission Control
2519 Mission Street
San Francisco
CA 94110

10pm-4am (ish)

21+ (we check IDs)
Couples and chaperoned singles
See here for details

BYO beer and wine ONLY

The P.A.L. system
(Pervy Activity Liason)

Whether you are male or female,  if you want to come to Kinky Salon without a date these rules apply:
• When you come to Kinky Salon you must bring a PAL with you
• Your PAL can be the same gender, the opposite gender or even a couple
• You are responsible for your PALs behavior and they are responsible for yours!
• If either of you violate the charter you will both be held responsible
• You must arrive together and we recommend leaving together
• You must know your PAL and be able to vouch for their character

Click here for the PAL FASQ

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Heavy Petting Zoo
GAY PRIDE    Saturday June 27th

What is it about San Francisco? People just looove to dress as animals. Strange but true. To honor this Bay Area Phenomenon, we bring you HEAVY PETTING ZOO, a ridiculous foray into everything fuzzy, feathery and fluffy.

If you have a delecate disposition, please don’t look too closely at the pictures in the flyer. We know it’s disturbing (thanks Tex).

Kinky Salon’s HEAVY Petting Zoo offers “hands on” petting and feeding of exotic animals and birds. NOTE OF CAUTION-
some animals BITE. Always ask first

Feel the wool of the sheep! Stoke the beaver’s soft pelt! Experience the fuzzy chin of the llama as he eats from your hand. You can even feed our pig!

DRESS: Barnyard animals, exotic beasts, wild cats, fluffy bunnies, Farmer Smith, billy goats, sheep, pigs, chickens?. furries-pettable-fluffy, Cow, Deer, Doves, Emu, Geese, Guineas, Llama,  Donkey, Horses, Patagonian Peafowl, Swans, Fox, Pheasants, Pigeons, Porcupines, Pigs, Raccoons, Sheep, Siberian Lynx, Skunks, Squirrels, Turkey

Mary Van Note! Woot!
We are absolutely thrilled to welcome to Kinky Salon the quirkily hilarious comedienne and star of the Independent Film Channel Web Series The Mary Van Note Show: Gavin Really Wants Me.
Wear your depends coz she will make you pee your pants. (http://www.maryvannote.com/)
DOCTOR FRIENDLY founder of BUNNY JAM will be treating us to his particular brand of ridiculous. Don’t miss his early set from 11-12!

Awesome bumpy grindy breaksy sexy get-down-to-it funkadelic with P-DUB
(guerillaBASS, Interstella3)

The New Eccentrics featuring Splenduh the Unicorn create fuzzy foresty antics for the KS stage.

Sign up now to take part in
Kinky Salon Booty Camp!

Each class stands on it’s own, so choose to either complete the course or just dip in where it piques your interest! At only $100 including entrance for you and your PAL to Kinky Salon (a $60 value) it’s a steal!

The class on Saturday June 27th will focus on
Building a Participation Based Community

Photos from last month’s Kinky Salon HOLY MOLY…