HOLY MOLY! May 9th & 23rd

Kinky Salon happens the 2nd and 4th Sat of EVERY month! Saturday May 23rd
• Location and Details
• Dresscode
• The PAL System
The Charter
• Openly


June 13th and 27th

Kinky Salon,
America’s most animalistic sex positive community presents…


Kinky Salon’s HEAVY Petting Zoo offers “hands on” petting and feeding of exotic animals and birds.

some animals BITEÂ…. Always ask first

Feel the wool of the sheep! Stoke the beaver’s soft pelt! Experience the fuzzy chin of the llama as he eats from your hand. You can even feed our pig!

DRESS: Barnyard animals, exotic beasts, wild cats, fluffy bunnies, Farmer Smith, Little Kids, billy goats, sheep, pigs, chickensÂ….
animals-furries-pettable-fluffy-You get it……. Cow, Deer, Doves, Emu, Fox, Geese, Guineas, Llama,  Donkey, Horses, Patagonian Peafowl, Pheasants, Pigeons, Pigs, Porcupines, Raccoons, Sheep, Siberian Lynx, Skunks, Squirrels, Swans, Turkeys


Sign up now to take part in
Kinky Salon Booty Camp!
Each class stands on it’s own, so choose to either complete the course or just dip in where it piques your interest! At only $100 including entrance for you and your PAL to Kinky Salon (a $60 value) it’s a steal!

The class on May 23rd will focus on
The Theme, Costumes and Invitation

Prepare to delve into the fun stuff! We will guide you through the creative process and give you advice and tips on how to create a really top notch theme that catapaults your event to new heights! We’ll show you how to craft compelling, witty invitations, and how to flesh out dresscodes to make people excited about creating costumes .

Plus we will be welcoming guest speaker Rose Pistola- costuming diva, stylist, performance artist, and sex and relationship educator. Rose’s mission is to celebrate and instigate a more playful, creative, character driven approach to everyday living! She will give simple thrifty tips and tricks to assemble the perfect costume for any theme, and will explore the significance of character, costume and persona in sexy play. As always, she aims to facilitate and inspire magic, glamour, and tomfoolery.

Click here for all the details

Latex Fashion School

Back by popular demand- learn how to make your own latex clothes from one of the best in the business!
Wednesday May 27th 7-10pm
at Mission Control
For all the details
click here

There is so much on our calendars these days even we can’t even keep up!! Check out these fabulous events..




13th/ 27th

Holy Moly. Hell in a Handbasket

Holy Moly
Kinky Salon Booty Camp
Latex Fashion School
Petting Zoo

Kinky Salon, America’s most sacred and profane sex positive community presents HOLY MOLY

Holy Moly. Hell in a Handbasket

Giggling boys in in tight pressed trousers, and naughty girls in bobby socks, pigtails and little skirts get schooled in morality, their souls hell-bent on Heavens Pearly Gates ….and then get after-schooled with awkward fumblings in white cotton panties. Spankings, lashings, and stern rule creating a life time of cliche fetishes and sordid predilections…later redeemed in dirty weekend, polaroid -littered hotel rooms in the shadow of JESUS SAVES billboards and Mid-West porn mega-stores. Pay-per-view porn  shows scenes of over-sexed Friars and Nuns cavorting, consorting, consenting and confessing…like weekend Sinners in Peepshow booth confessionals. ‘End Times’ Passion Plays broadcast XXX Redemption for only $9.99!
Guaranteed to make you blush.

DJ Mancub
(Space Cowboys)

One of our all time favorite funky thumpy dance-your-ass-off DJs! Woot!
DJ Phanfasm– we love him and he’s back again

The SFSI Confessional Booth
What do you have to confess?

The New Eccentrics
The New Eccentrics
Mark Growden
With songs from his brand new album.
(catch him at Stagewerx every Thursday in May)
The exotic, sensual dance of the Serpent Priestess- VIPER
There’s nothing that says “fun” like a Baby Jesus Butt Plug! And we’ll have some to give away from those fabulous folks at Divine Interventions
AND as a special treat we also have a Head o State
dildo to give away! You love your president- let him love you back!


Priests, Nuns, Choirboys, Devils, Angels, Saints, Sinners, Adam and Eve, Lucifer, Serpents, Catholic School Girls, Jesus, Good and Evil, Heaven and Hell, Popes, Preachers, Friars, Priests, Witches, Joan of Arc, Crusaders, Knights of the Templar, Grand Inquisitor, Virgin Mary, Disciples, Satanists, Apocalyptic creatures, Secret Cults, Mary Magdalene, Lilith, Whore of Babylon, Jezebel, Moses, Noah, awwww crap- we’re all going to hell.
LEATHER, LATEX, FETISH AND SEXY COSTUMES always  welcome. Street Clothes, Sweats, Jeans or Khakis!

Click here for details of our dresscode rules

… and don’t forget!
Kinky Salon is a community dedicated to the safe and consensual exploration of sex-positive self-expression. We celebrate all forms of diversity and encourage all members and guests to equally uphold our communities Standards of behaviour. Please note that YOU are responsible for educating your guests as to the Standards of our community. ANYONE showing up inappropriately dressed, under-informed or with the wrong attitude is subject to be turned away at the door!


10pm-4am (ish)

Mission Control
2519 Mission Street,
San Francisco, 94110

21+ (we check IDs)
Couples and chaperoned singles
See here for details

BYO beer and wine ONLY

The P.A.L. system

(Pervy Activity Liason)

Whether you are male or female, if you want to come to Kinky Salon without a date these rules apply:

• When you come to Kinky Salon you must bring a PAL with you

• Your PAL can be the same gender, the opposite gender or even a couple

• You are responsible for your PALs behavior and they are responsible for yours!

• If either of you violate the charter you will both be held responsible

• You must arrive together and we recommend leaving together

Click here for the PAL FASQ

The Kinky Salon Charter was created by the community and states our intention and our standards. We created it so that it would be super easy for newbies to understand how to behave at our events. Follow these simple do’s and don’ts and you’ll fit right in:


Be creative about how you dress
Contribute when and where you can
State your boundaries
Play safely and consensually

Make sensible safe sex choices
Respect our space and each other
Clean up after yourself


Linger unaccompanied in play spaces
Cruise aggressively (even if they are really cute)
Get too intoxicated
Take photographs
Gossip about what goes on here

click here for the long version

We created OPENLY.US so that we can join together with other communities and create something that is larger than the sum of our parties.

Check it out and see what we’re all up to! It’s not just an online social networking tool- it’s designed to help people can meet in the real world too.