Horny November 28th


Kinky Salon’s HORNY November 28th
Location: Mission Control 2519 Mission Street, SF CA 94110
Tix:
$25 advance, $30 on the door

Details: 21+ (we check IDs), BYO beer and wine,
no unaccompanied singles
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FEATURING:
DJ Kepi (www.djkepi.com)
unicorn promo with logo copy
The New Eccentrics with
Splenduh the Unicorn!
No HORNY party would be complete without trumpets!
We welcome the fabulous PATINA DE COPPER!


Check out the latest awesome video from KINKY SALON HIGH! Thanks Eddie.


Come, into the enchanted forest,
A magical prance with us do take,
Where Unicorns run free
Gushing rainbow glitter in their wake!

Unbridled innocence, debaucherous glee tromping and stomping and all that shit that makes you go –
‘Wheeeeeeeeeeee…!’

Come Horny, Horned Creatures
All sizes and shapes!
Horns wragged and twisted
Some slender and gay…

Come all ye Horny ones
…Where the Unicorns play!

STRICT DRESS CODE:

UNICORNS, demons, goats, bulls bugles, horns of plenty, rhinos, jackalopes, satyrs, car horns, fog horn leg horns. But mostly UNICORNS

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….and….

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NEXT MONTH…..
The 10th Annual
Whobilation

Saturday December 12th

inspired by Dr. Suess’
The Grinch Who Stole Christmas

Prepare yourself for the most frickin festive party on the planet.

Featuring……….THE SUGARPLUM ELVES Santa’s cute n curvy helpers with more than a little bit of sugar and spice and all things nice!

DJ BOENOBO
back to rock the Kinky Salon dancefloor with his awesome clown-fi dance party sound!

’Listen up, Whos and perk up your ears,
For our Holiday celebration almost is here!
So throughout the land, let this invite go sound
of The Most Frickin Festive Whobilation around!
Where hot Who’s abound and the cheer is renowned!
So fluff up your PinkMink and shine up your Ball-Hoo’s
Put that ruff on your muff and buff up your wazoos’s…
The joint will be hoppin, the bubbly a’ poppin
…and of Merriment & Mirth- you may ask?
…no, there’s no stopping!’
-Barron VonWhoWho

DRESS:
Dr. Seuss inspired costumes! WHOS from WHOVILLE! Christmas Drag, Naughty Mall Elves, Old Christmas Cartoon Characters, Homeless Santas, Salvation Army Bell Ringers, Burgher-Meister/ Meister-Burghers, Timmy The Dentist, Rudolph, Grinches and Scrooges….and sexy costumes and fetish wear always welcome!
No STREET CLOTHES PLEASE!

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Photos from Halloween Thanks to Todd and Jocko. Click pics for slideshow
PLUS MORE AWESOME PICS FROM JOCKO HERE and HERE
Our favorite post-post-modern vaudevillians The New Eccentrics