Halloween Weekend!

DON’T MISS THE WET SPOTS AT MISSION CONTROL THIS FRIDAY!

Kinky Salon- America’s Most STRANGE and SHOCKING Sex-Positive Community presents..
DOUBLE the XXX-rated terrifyingly ridiculous mayhem with Kinky Salon TWO NIGHTS IN A ROW!!!!!!!!

Hey THRILLSEEKERS!
Better grab your flashlights, your plastic pumpkin buckets, a chaperone and some diapers cuz you’re gonna need ‘em for the Kinky Salon Halloween weekend!
Friday Oct 31st is a totally immersive Haunted House experience, with interactive performances ongoing throughout the space from 11pm-1am, followed by a fabulous DJ dance set until 3am.
Saturday Nov 1st is a return to the classic formula, with a midnight cabaret and DJS  playing extra late.
BOTH NIGHTS will have play spaces open for you to get jiggy in a saucy Kinky Salon way!

BUY YOUR TICKETS NOW!!!!!

Combined price for BOTH NIGHTS is just $40!!

FRIDAY OCTOBER 31ST:
THRILL to the shocking exploits of our Mad Scientist, his sexy nurse assistant and their deliciously delirious patient!
GASP as you witness sex-crazed cultists raising the Demonic Beast- what will he demand as sacrifice?
SHRIEK in horror as you run the gauntlet of dementia in CLOWN ALLEY
TREMBLE in anticipation as porno izle taste, touch, and smell twist together in the TACTILE SENSORIUM!
GAG as undead strippers rise up from the grave craving human flesh and gnaw on disembodied limbs- let’s hope we can hold that quarantine!

Plus special guests
THE THRILL PEDDLERS- Before horror movies, there was ‘Grand Guignol’- horror plays that shocked audiences with grisly themes and bloody special effects. The Thrill Peddlers have
anadolu yakası escort performed these classic plays over 15 years, and their annual “Shocktoberfest” has become a San Francisco Halloween tradition! We are honored to have them live at Kinky Salon to perform excerpts from their fantastically gruesome show! (Go see their show!)

FRATER FIGMENT presents ‘SEX MAGICK IN FILM’-a look at magick and witchcraft in cinema, with particular dabbling in the influence of Aleister Crowley on the popular imaginary, including clips from silent films to 70s exploitation movies, istanbul escort rare home footage to BBC documentaries! Beware the Beast!
PLUS Dance set from special surprise guest DJ!


SATURDAY NOVEMBER 1ST:

Clean off your shorts and return the next night!

With MIDNIGHT CABARET and TWO FABULOUS DJS
FEATURING:
FOU FOU HA! Those raucous peddlers of mayhem and buffonery,  (www.foufouha.com)
LAST NIGHT’S FLING Allstar burlesque, featuring Siren Sapphire, Penny Lux and Dixie DeLish.
ROSE PISTOLA! Burlesque Beauty and Kinky Salon favorite

And our fabulous DJs will keep you dancing till dawn!
LARON
MOTION POTION

STRICT DRESS CODE on BOTH NIGHTS:
KINKY COSTUME, HALLOWEEN DRAG, FLAWED FETISH, ZOMBIE COUTURE, MONSTER CHIC, GHOULISH GLAM, CRAZED CLOWN, NO street clothes, jeans or ATTITUDE allowed!

Mission Control (2519 Mission Street, San Francisco)

BYO Beer and Wine, 21 and over

Couples and chaperoned singles only (Click here http://kinkysalon.com//?pag e_id=20 for details of our P.A.L. policy)

WARNING!!! ADULTS ONLY!! PLEASE READ!
XXX Haunted FunHouse presents many perverse, erotic and xxxploitative themes some may find rude, tasteless and downright shocking! If the thought of being immersed in a phantasmagorical world of lust filled VOODOO RITES, ZOMBIE STRIPPERS, sex-cultists, bitch blankets, Infernal SEX MACHINES and TORTURE DEVICES, strange SÉANCES, bohemian mating rituals, miniature clowns riding giant dildos, drug-crazed teen runaways,

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bad performance art, VAMPIRE PLAYBOY BUNNIES, Mad Scientist Sex Fiends, Satanic Sex Workers, Biker babes, Hells Devils, UNDEAD PORNSTARS, calliope music or carny folk offends you….may we suggest that you move from the Bay Area because this is the kind of sh*t you moved here for in the first place!
Suck it up, wussies! It’s time to surrender your senses to this perverse twist on the classic haunted house GUARANTEED to turn your pubes white!

… and don’t forget!
Kinky Salon is a community dedicated to the safe and consensual exploration of sex-positive self-expression. We celebrate all forms of diversity and encourage all members and guests to equally uphold our communities Standards of behaviour. Please note that YOU are responsible for educating your guests as to the Standards of our community. ANYONE showing up inappropriately dressed, under-informed or with the wrong attitude is subject to be turned away at the door!

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