Saturday October 10th
(for one night only) Kinky Salon’s PINK
It’s a PANSEXUAL party, so whatever your kink, you’re welcome here. We hate labels, but that’s the one that’s closest to us. We’re here for the LOVE!
There’s a social scene here, as well as just being a place to get it on. We are friendly, open minded and more than a little saucy! It’s the Kinky Salon crowd, so it’s always a blast.Â We love all forms of sexual expression including *whatever* floats your boat. We are queer friendly, pansexual and proud to be pervy
DJ BOENOBO (of Circus Metropolus and Gooferman fame) will be here to rock our dancefloor!
DRESS: Thereâ€™s no pressure to make an extravagant costume, but this is the Kinky Salon crowd, so people are still looking gooood. Wear whatever makes you feel sexy. Slinky, sexy, cozy, comfy, stylish, but please don’t wear jeans or you might be attacked by unicorns. The kind with pointy horns
Then at the end of the month (Oct 30th and 31st)
we’ve got a whole weekend of Halloween fun
Better grab your flashlights, your plastic pumpkin buckets, a chaperone and some diapers cuz youâ€™re gonna need â€˜em for the Kinky Salon Halloween weekend!
Friday Oct 30th is a totally immersive Haunted House experience, with interactive performances ongoing throughout the space from 11pm-1am, followed by a fabulous DJ dance set until 3am.
Saturday Oct 31st is a return to the classic formula, with a midnight cabaret and DJSÂ playing extra late.
BOTH NIGHTS will have play spaces open for you to get jiggy in a saucy Kinky Salon way
THRILL to the shocking exploits of our Mad Scientist, his sexy nurse assistant and their deliciously delirious patient!
GASP as you witness sex-crazed cultists raising erenkoy escort bayan the Demonic Beast- what will he demand as sacrifice?
SHRIEK in horror as you run the gauntlet of dementia in CLOWN ALLEY
TREMBLE in anticipation as taste, tuzla escort bayan touch, and smell twist together in the TACTILE SENSORIUM!
GAG as undead strippers rise up from the grave craving human flesh and gnaw on disembodied limbs- letâ€™s hope we can hold that quarantine!
STRICT DRESS CODE on BOTH NIGHTS:
KINKY COSTUME, HALLOWEEN DRAG, FLAWED FETISH, ZOMBIE COUTURE, MONSTER CHIC, GHOULISH GLAM, CRAZED CLOWN, NO street clothes, jeans or ATTITUDE allowed!
WARNING!!! ADULTS ONLY!! PLEASE READ!
XXX Haunted FunHouse presents many perverse, erotic and xxxploitative themes some may find rude, tasteless and downright shocking! If the thought of being immersed in a phantasmagorical world of lust filled VOODOO RITES, ZOMBIE STRIPPERS, sex-cultists, bitch blankets, Infernal SEX MACHINES and TORTURE DEVICES, strange SÃ‰ANCES, bohemian mating rituals, miniature clowns riding giant dildos, drug-crazed teen runaways, bad performance art, VAMPIRE PLAYBOY BUNNIES, Mad Scientist Sex Fiends, Satanic Sex Workers, bodrum escort bayan Biker babes, Hells Devils, UNDEAD PORNSTARS, calliope music or carny folk offends youâ€¦.may we suggest that you move from the Bay Area because this is the kind of sh*t you moved here for in the first place!
Suck it up, wussies! Itâ€™s time to surrender your senses to this perverse twist on the classic haunted house GUARANTEED to turn your pubes white!
â€¦ and donâ€™t forget!
Kinky Salon is a community dedicated to the safe and consensual exploration of sex-positive self-expression. We celebrate all forms of diversity and encourage all members and guests to equally uphold our communities Standards of behaviour. Please note that YOU are responsible for educating your guests as to the Standards of our community. ANYONE showing up inappropriately dressed, under-informed or with the wrong attitude is subject to be turned away at the door!
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