Pussy Fest

Tickets available NOW!!!

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Kinky Salon- America’s most beastly sex positive community presents..
PUSSY FEST!

Saturday September 22nd
10pm till LATE
At Mission Control (2519 Mission Street)
Single Guys will need a License
BYO beer and wine ONLY (No hard liquor!!!! We mean it!!!)
CLICK HERE FOR ADVANCE TICKETS

STARRING….

 

 

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Kitten on the Keys

 

and all the way from England, the GORGEOUS and TALENTED

 

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Miss Fountain

 

WITH MASH UP SUPERSTAR DJ EARWORM!!!! (Hijacked from Bootie )

 

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One of San Francisco’s most prolific Mash Up Djs, he literally wrote the book on it-

 

Pussycat, Pussycat

You’re so thrilling
And I’m so willing
To get with you
So go and make up your cute little pussycat face!
Pussycat, Pussycat
I want you
Yes, I do!

Mreooowwww!
Feeling Frisky, Kinksters?
Ready to get your prowl on?
Then shine those coats and slick back those whiskers for PUSSY FEST, cuz the fur will fly!

STARRING KITTEN ON THE KEYS!!!!

International Punky Cabaret Cheeky Chantuese, Miss Kitten on the Keys is known as the Punk Rock Betty Boop. She’s the musical snackcake with a moist and VERY creamy center who will tantalize your tastebuds,stir your nethers, and tickle your funnybone with her pianocentric plinkity plunks and uke strokin’ extroirdinaire. She writes cute , kinky, and clever cabaret tunes that have dazzled audiences worldwide! Put some sin in your syncopation and lick her milkbowl
ALSO FEATURING:
The Kit Kat Kabaret featuring Cool Cats and Frisky Fraulines
Contest for Sleekest Coat, Loudest Purr and Coolest Collar
The Cat Nap Room- featuring That Fascinating Aquarium Thingy
Cat-Nip Mice, Q-Tips, and Bouncy Things on Strings will be provided

Any CANINES must be reported immediately and may be subject to IMMEDIATE COLLARING.

DRESS: kitties, pussies, felines, tomcats, lions, tigers, tabbies, leopards, mousers, kittens, etc. Dogs? Mice? Sexy/ Fantasy/ Fetish wear always welcome

NOTE: We ask that all pussies PLEASE not drag any half eaten birds to Mission Control. Anyone caught spraying or scratching the furniture will be asked to leave. Screamers and howlers will please bite a pillow or something, for chrissakes. You Know Who You Are.

…and get your tickets NOW for an evening of musical sex comedy with The Wet Spots on October 19th