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The desert.
Dry, cracked, inhospitable.
Why would anyone be compelled to venture to such a harsh landscape?
You see a faint silhouette on the horizon. A shimmering. Is it just a mirage? A fever dream? Palm trees. The sound of a ukulele wafts by on a breeze. You crawl closer, your eyes squinting into the setting sun as a hand reaches down to help you to your feet and a cool piña colada is placed in your hand.
You’ve reached Kinky Salon’s Salacious Oasis, where cabana boys serve uparousing treats and dancers sway in the tropical heat.

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AWESOME CABARET
& ARTY BULLSHIT

Because the venue needs us out by 2.30am, we’re shifting the cabaret to 11.30pm. Arrive early and make the most of your evening!

	DJ FACT50 With tropical stylings & exotic beats!
ALÖHAHEAD Classic rock and metal with the breezy island sound of the ukulele
	HUNNY BUNNY Burlesque, bellydance, shimmy and shake!
BUNNY VON TAIL With an homage to Polynesia!
	“Cabana Boyz” AKA MEEZEE + XZIST Cocktails and cock-tease

DRESS CODE

Cabana bois, palm trees, Carmen Miranda, camels, camel toes, mirages, pool toys, land sharks, hawaiian shirts, bathing beauties, lifeguards, monokinis, mermaids, desert dwellers.
Fetish, Latex, Leather, formal wear, sexy costumes, lingerie, uniforms, Steampunk, &c. are always welcome!
Street clothes, jeans, hoodies, t-shirts, sneakers, and sportswear will be turned away at the door. You know this.