The Big BANG!

SATURDAY, Jan 20

10:00p – 3:30a

@ SECRET OAKLAND VENUE

We’re doing it for SCIENCE

Before the dawn of time, there was nothing, zip, zilch. And then in a great cosmic orgasm, the universe pleasured itself into existence. The vast, spinning, uncaring creation crashed along its perfect path pulling galaxies into shape and breathing life into planets. After the primordial soup and the dinosaurs, humans crawled into existence to create the universe’s greatest scientific achievements: rechargeable sex toys, biodegradable glitter, and the Roomba. Thank you, science. We salute you.

Get tickets in advance…

they will sell out!

~ MEMBERS: $40 ~

~ ALLIES: $30 ~

PRIVATE: MEMBERS +GUESTS ONLY

21+ ONLY- WE DO NOT SERVE ALCOHOL

NO UNATTENDED SINGLES: CLICK FOR DETAILS

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DRESS CODE

Weird Science, Back to the Future, Toxic Avenger, Frankenstein, Nasa Scientists, Mars Rover, Magnets! How do they work? Alien probes, Area 51, Periodic Table, Science Fair experiments gone wrong, The Fly, Diet Coke and Mentos, Lab coats and goggles, Man with Two Brains, Dr. Bunson Honeydew and Beaker, Nuclear explosions, The Jetsons, E=MC2, Aristotle, Einstein, Newton, Edison, Tesla, Tesla coils, Galileo, Jurassic Park, Rocky Horror, Leonardo Da Vinci, Orgone, Okja, Time Machines, Stargate, ET, Blade Runner, Tron, Soylent Green, Marie Curie.

Fetish, Latex, Leather, formal wear, sexy costumes, lingerie, uniforms, Steampunk, &c. are always welcome!

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Street clothes, jeans, hoodies, t-shirts, sneakers, and sportswear will be turned away at the door.

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