Kinky Salon, America’s Fastest, Strongest, Bravest Sex- Positive Community presents….

                           SUPER-EROS!

Saturday June 21^st

10pm till late  21 and over

Mission Control

2519 Mission Street, San Francisco Couples and chaperoned singles only (Click here for details of our P.A.L. kurtköy escort
gaziantep escort policy)

LOOK, UP IN THE SKY, IT’S A BIRD, IT’S A PLANE , NO!

ITS (……..your name SUPEREROS name here)

BANG! BIFF! POW…. SPLORTCH!

HOLY HORNDOGS, BUTTMAN!

There, in the blazing SF night sky, SUPREME-O AND SUPER SUPERSTAR have sent out THE BUTT SIGNAL!

YOU HAVE NO CHOICE but to answer the Bootylicious call!

SUPERFRIENDS, accept your true IDENTITIES as the SUPERFREAKYEROTICONS that you truly are!

For in one week, MISSION CONTROL will host a convergence of SUPERBULGING SUPERHOTNESS the likes the world has never seen!

SUPEREROS will be all up in the house!

HOLY BULGING CODPIECE, BUTTGIRL, I think I need to be SUPERHOSED!

Gideon Green, SF Boylesque
Gideon is Mr Boylesque himself! He’s one of the uniquely talented guys form the premier All-male Boylesque troupe here in San Francisco. If you havent seen him before pay close attention he is sure to amaze you. To learn more about him and others like him go to SFBOYLESQUE.COM

THE EROTIC ROCKSTAR and ANASTASIA MEGASTAR will perform a sizzling, erotic, SUPERDUET!

Destin Gerek, aka The Erotic Rockstar, helps people transform their sexual relationships through group workshops, classes, and 1-on-1 private coaching sessions.

MegaStar Anastasia is a world traveled circus performer and erotic dancer.

www.eroticrockstar.com

And ..SUPER SPECIAL GUEST DJ!!! Slammin down those sexy phat booty beats , yo!

SUPER FRIENDS, YOU ARE COMMANDED TO WATCH:

‘Does this SuperHero costume make me look GAY???’

The Booty signal is sent, Oh, Defenders of Truth, Justice and the Kinky American Way!

Your prowess is needed in this time of GREAT NEED!

YES, YOU… so virile, so commanding, so erotically charged in your taut, bulging SUPER-DRAG!

Villains, grandmothers and small animals alike all shudder at the very sight of your huge package/ heaving bosom, the smooth supple curves of your rippling super-physique…

So Join us!!!  The XXXtraordinarily Endowed League of Fantastically Awesome SUPER-BEEYOTCHES

DRESS: Tights, codpieces, capes, masks, Create you own SUPER-EROS/ superhero!, XXX-Men, The Faaaaaabulous Four, WONDER WOMAN, ORGAZMO!!, shiny latex and lame’, STRIPPERELLA, THE PHALLINATOR, ATOMIC BETTY, The POONTANGLER, Bad-asses of all shapes and sizes, Lara Croft (LATEX HOTPANTS, y’all!), SUPERBOOTY, SUPERWHATEVER!!!, pad that crotch, RED SONJA, ‘MYSTERY MEN’, BEELZEBUNNY, PROMETHEA, comic book-graphic novel characters!  …and DARE we say, VILLAINS? MWUAH-HA-HA! JUGGERNAUT BITCH! MYSTIQUE, HARLEY QUINN, Captain Blue Balls, ‘oh great-its my ex, here comes –SUPERBITCH/SUPERCHOAD!’…ETC.

Leather, Latex, PVC, Fetish, uniforms and sexy costumes always welcome!

NO STREET CLOTHES!