Whobilation

KINKY SALON, America’s Most FESTIVE Sex-Positive community invites you to attend…. The 9th Annual Who-bilation XXXmas party!

(… inspired by Dr. Suess’ The Grinch Who Stole Christmas)

Sat December 13th

10pm till late Mission Control (2519 Mission Street) 21 and over

BYO beer, wine, egg nog and xmas treats!

Prepare yourself for the most frickin festive party on the planet.

Featuring……….THE SUGARPLUM ELVES Santa’s cute n curvy helpers with more than a little bit of sugar and spice and all things nice!

And that fabulous ataşehir escort
izmir escort musical mistress of kitsch- Kitten on the Keys!

And the booty shaking electro-pop orgasmic

glamtastic tunes of Meikee Magnetic

(Lollipop Tuesdays at the Cat Club)

Plus the super sultry sextastic groovin’, grinding beats of DJ LARON

’Listen up, Whos and perk up your ears,
For our Holiday celebration almost is here!
So throughout the land, let this invite go sound
of The Most Frickin Festive Whobilation around!
Where hot Who’s abound and the cheer is renowned!
So fluff up your PinkMink and shine up your Ball-Hoo’s
Put that ruff on your muff and buff up your wazoos’s…
The joint will be hoppin, the bubbly a’ poppin
…and of Merriment & Mirth- you may ask?
…no, there’s no stopping!’
-Barron VonWhoWho


Our yearly Whobiliation tradition includes:
~ Creepy, stop-motion animated x-mas cartoons
~ Santa and his Merry Elves!
~ Graba stranger and ‘Spin The Dreidel’
~ MISTLETOE in every doorway and FRICKIN’ OVER THE TOP XMAS DECOR
~ The XXXmas Cabaret hosted by Professor & Polly Peppermint
featuring-
~ THE CANDY CANE LICK-OFF!
~ The Crowning of this year’s Holiday Cheer-Meister!
(whom MUST wear THE HIDEOUS CHRISTMAS SWEATER)
~ MANDATORY holiday Grinch-e-oke Sing-A-Long!
and
THE HOT WHO FLOORSHOW!!!


DRESS:
Dr. Seuss inspired costumes! WHOS from WHOVILLE! Christmas Drag, Naughty Mall Elves, Old Christmas Cartoon Characters, Homeless Santas, Salvation porno Army Bell Ringers, Burgher-Meister/ Meister-Burghers, Timmy The Dentist, Rudolph, Grinches and Scrooges….and sexy costumes and fetish wear always welcome!
No STREET CLOTHES PLEASE!