|KINKY SALON, Americaâ€™s Most FESTIVE Sex-Positive community invites you to attend…. The 9th Annual Who-bilation XXXmas party!
(â€¦ inspired by Dr. Suessâ€™ The Grinch Who Stole Christmas)
Sat December 13th
10pm till late Mission Control (2519 Mission Street) 21 and over
BYO beer, wine, egg nog and xmas treats!
Prepare yourself for the most frickin festive party on the planet.
Featuring……….THE SUGARPLUM ELVES Santa’s cute n curvy helpers with more than a little bit of sugar and spice and all things nice!
And the booty shaking electro-pop orgasmic
glamtastic tunes of Meikee Magnetic
(Lollipop Tuesdays at the Cat Club)
Plus the super sultry sextastic groovin’, grinding beats of DJ LARON
â€™Listen up, Whos and perk up your ears,
For our Holiday celebration almost is here!
So throughout the land, let this invite go sound
of The Most Frickin Festive Whobilation around!
Where hot Whoâ€™s abound and the cheer is renowned!
So fluff up your PinkMink and shine up your Ball-Hooâ€™s
Put that ruff on your muff and buff up your wazoosâ€™sâ€¦
The joint will be hoppin, the bubbly aâ€™ poppin
â€¦and of Merriment & Mirth- you may ask?
â€¦no, thereâ€™s no stopping!â€™
Our yearly Whobiliation tradition includes:
~ Creepy, stop-motion animated x-mas cartoons
~ Santa and his Merry Elves!
~ Graba stranger and â€˜Spin The Dreidelâ€™
~ MISTLETOE in every doorway and FRICKINâ€™ OVER THE TOP XMAS DECOR
~ The XXXmas Cabaret hosted by Professor & Polly Peppermint
~ THE CANDY CANE LICK-OFF!
~ The Crowning of this yearâ€™s Holiday Cheer-Meister!
(whom MUST wear THE HIDEOUS CHRISTMAS SWEATER)
~ MANDATORY holiday Grinch-e-oke Sing-A-Long!
THE HOT WHO FLOORSHOW!!!
Dr. Seuss inspired costumes! WHOS from WHOVILLE! Christmas Drag, Naughty Mall Elves, Old Christmas Cartoon Characters, Homeless Santas, Salvation porno Army Bell Ringers, Burgher-Meister/ Meister-Burghers, Timmy The Dentist, Rudolph, Grinches and Scroogesâ€¦.and sexy costumes and fetish wear always welcome!
No STREET CLOTHES PLEASE!