Whobilation

Kinky Salon, America’s most frickin festive sex-positive community proudly presents

TWO FABULOUS SEASONAL EVENTS!!!!

The 6th Annual Who-bilation XXXmas party!

And scroll down for details of our New Years Eve extravaganza!

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Listen up, Whos and perk up your ears,

For our Holiday celebration almost is here!
So throughout the land, let this invite go sound
of The Most Frickin Festive Whobilation around!
(Where ‘HOT’ Who’s abound and the cheer is renowned!)
So fluff up your PinkMink and shine up your Ball-Hoo’s
Put that ruff on your muff and buff up your wazoos’s…
The joint will be hoppin, the bubbly a’ poppin
…and of Merriment, Mirth- you may ask?
No, theres no stopping!

Saturday Dec 15th

10pm till late
Mission Control (2519 Mission Street)
21 and over
BYO beer, wine, egg nog and xmas treats!
Single guys will need a license

Get your advance tickets NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

FEATURING…

The faaaaaaaabulous KID HACK (Electropolis) spinning electrosexual juicy booty rockin beats to keep you grinding on the dancefloor! (http://www.djkidhack.com)

MISS TASTY returning for her annual Whoville elf striptease- shakin’ her festive ass for us like only she can.

CEASAR, a totally hot male stripper Polly met on AFF, will be making his Kinky Salon debut, and it’s gonna be like nothing the Kinky Salon stage has ever seen!!

…and last but not least LIT ABSINTHE LOLLIPOPS providing sweet treats with a kick (http://www.litabsinthe.com/)

PLUS:

THE CANDY CANE LICK OFF!!!

Featuring YOU and your sucking/ licking skills

SANTA AND HIS XXXMAS ELVES!!!!

Sit on his knee- he’ll make you cry… then they’ll make you feel better

THE CROWNING OF THE CHEERMEISTER!!!!

Who will have to dubious honor of wearing the hideous Christmas sweater?
THE Grinch-e-oke Sing-A-Long

It’s mandatory, so don’t try and run away!

DRESS:
Christmas/Seuss/Who Naughty Elves, Old Christmas Cartoon Characters, Mall Elves, Homeless Santas, Salvation Army Bell Ringers, Burgher-Meister/ Meister-Burghers, Grinches and Scrooges….and fındıkzade escort
ankara escort sexy costumes and fetish wear always welcome!

NOTE: Who-bilation translated- our 6th ANNUAL XXXmas party inspired by the Seussian world of Who-ville in “The Grinch Who Stole Christmas”