XXX Haunted Funhouse- Oct 30th & 31st

ALL WEEKEND Friday AND Saturday October 30th AND 31st
Kinky Salon’s XXX HAUNTED FUNHOUSE
Location: Mission Control 2519 Mission Street, SF CA 94110
Tix:
$25 advance, $30 on the door

Details: 21+ (we check IDs), BYO beer and wine,
no unaccompanied singles
WARNING!!! ADULTS ONLY!! PLEASE READ!

XXX Haunted FunHouse presents many perverse, erotic and xxxploitative themes some may find rude, tasteless and downright shocking! If the thought of being immersed in a phantasmagorical world of lust filled VOODOO RITES, ZOMBIE STRIPPERS, sex-cultists, bitch blankets, Infernal SEX MACHINES and TORTURE DEVICES, strange SÉANCES, bohemian mating rituals, miniature clowns riding giant dildos, drug-crazed teen runaways, bad performance art, VAMPIRE PLAYBOY BUNNIES, Mad Scientist Sex Fiends, Satanic Sex Workers, Biker babes, Hells Devils, UNDEAD PORNSTARS, calliope music or carny folk offends you….may we suggest that you move from the Bay Area because this is the kind of sh*t you moved here for in the first place! Suck it up, wussies! It’s time to surrender your senses to this perverse twist on the classic haunted house  -GUARANTEED to turn your pubes white!

NEXT MONTH
we’re HORNY!


UNICORNS, demons, goats, bulls
bugles, horns of plenty, rhinos, jackalopes, satyrs, car horns,
fog horn leg horns, french horns
Hey THRILLSEEKERS! Better grab your flashlights, your plastic pumpkin buckets, a chaperone and some diapers cuz you’re gonna need ‘em for the Kinky Salon Halloween weekend!

Friday Oct 30th is a totally immersive Haunted House experience, with interactive performances ongoing throughout the space from 11pm-1am, followed by a fabulous DJ dance set until 3am.
Saturday Oct 31st is a return to the classic formula, with a midnight cabaret and DJS playing extra late.
BOTH NIGHTS will have play spaces open for you to get jiggy in a saucy Kinky Salon way

Featuring….

(photo by Cate Corbitt)

(Photos by Gilbert Rizo)
Freshly bloodied off the stages of The 2009 Exotic Erotic Ball VIP Lounge stages- Court of The Black Lotus Vampires, Twisted Clowns, Go-Go-licious dancers, Zombie Strippers and Bloodthirsty Savages!!


Fabulously spoooky
DJ Nezzy Idy
TWO NIGHTS IN A ROW
Panties will fly


DJ TradeMark
(Evolution Control Committee)
The Serious Mash Up Scientist


The Flying Fox
With a terrifying Halloween surprise!


Esperanza
Fierce Sheherazade of The Shimmy & Shake


Bimbo the Clown & Friends
Gender-bending clowny strip tease


Our favorite post-post-modern vaudevillians
The New Eccentrics


Sassy Miss
ChiChi Del Fuego


And the incredibly groovy
DJ Phanfasm

PLUS EVEN MORE SPECIAL GUESTS TBA

STRICT DRESS CODE on BOTH NIGHTS: KINKY COSTUME, HALLOWEEN DRAG, FLAWED FETISH, ZOMBIE COUTURE, MONSTER CHIC, GHOULISH GLAM, CRAZED CLOWN, NO street clothes, jeans or ATTITUDE allowed!

… and don’t forget! Kinky Salon is a community dedicated to the safe and consensual exploration of sex-positive self-expression. We celebrate all forms of diversity and encourage all members and guests to equally uphold our communities Standards of behaviour. Please note that YOU are responsible for educating your guests as to the Standards of our community. ANYONE showing up inappropriately dressed, under-informed or with the wrong attitude is subject to be turned away at the door!

SAVE MISSION CONTROL Do you want to be part of the new phase for Mission Control? There are all kinds of opportunities cropping up- you could produce new events, be part of building the infrastructure, or plug your unique skills into the mix in ways we couldn’t even think of. We’ve made it easy for you to sign up and be part of Mission Control 2.0. Just click here and fill out the form

Photos from last month’s Kinky Salon HIGH!
Click on the thumbnail for slideshow Photos by ULTRAVIOLET
Our favorite post-post-modern vaudevillians The New Eccentrics