XXX HAUNTED FUNHOUSE

Halloween was lovely. We thank you!

~ Fri Oct 29th + Sat Oct 30th ~

~ 10pm – late ~

Hey THRILLSEEKERS! Better grab your flashlights, plastic pumpkin buckets, a chaperone and some diapers cuz you’re gonna need ‘em for the

Kinky Salon's XXX HAUNTED FUNHOUSE

This is a MEMBERS ONLY event.

To find out the location and the links to pre sale tickets,
click here to become a member
– it’s FREE and INSTANT!

NO UNATTENDED SINGLES: click here for details.


~ Featured HORRORS ~

Live from 11pm – 1am

DJ Cyril Noir~

Dj Phanfasm~

Take swing, electro, indie, and techno… blend then shake into your booty.

~Zombie Strippers

Taking over the pole and shaking their parts. You can’t touch them, but they can eat your BRRAAIINS…

The Indra~

Be sexily spooked by this ridiculous & nostalgic Performance Artiste Extraordinaire!

~Gooferman Unplugged

What’s scarier than clowns? KLOWN-FI AT ITS FINEST.

The New Eccentrics~

Our favorite post-post-post (post) modern vaudevillians return for a night of splendor, horror, and trumpets!

~Seances

Spirits of old will pierce the veil of mortaility to tell you what’s up with that.

Vampire Masters ~

Torturing and drinking blood from willing victims in the dungeon…

~Childish Pranks

Watch out or you’ll be turned into a tp mummy, or step on a flaming bag of poo!

Spider on a String~

It’s hairy! It will jiggle at you! It may even touch your head! No expense is spared for your thrills and terror!

~Demon Summoning

Will the ritual call forth a dark sexy being from the nether regions to party with us?

A Virgin Sacrifice~

If we can find one, that is.

WARNING!!! ADULTS ONLY!! PLEASE READ!

XXX Haunted FunHouse presents many perverse, erotic and xxxploitative themes some may find rude, tasteless and downright shocking!

If the thought of being immersed in a phantasmagorical world of lust filled VOODOO RITES, ZOMBIE STRIPPERS, sex-cultists, bitch blankets, Infernal SEX MACHINES and TORTURE DEVICES, strange SÉANCES, bohemian mating rituals, miniature clowns riding giant dildos, drug-crazed teen runaways, bad performance art, VAMPIRE PLAYBOY BUNNIES, Mad Scientist Sex Fiends, Satanic Sex Workers, Biker babes, Hells Devils, UNDEAD PORNSTARS, calliope music or carny folk offends you….may we suggest that you move from the Bay Area because this is the kind of sh*t you moved here for in the first place!

Suck it up, wussies! It’s time to surrender your senses to this perverse twist on the classic haunted house

GUARANTEED to turn your pubes white!

~ DRESS CODE ~

KINKY COSTUME, HALLOWEEN DRAG, FLAWED FETISH, ZOMBIE COUTURE, MONSTER CHIC, GHOULISH GLAM, CRAZED CLOWN

Fetish, Latex, Leather, formal wear, sexy costumes, lingerie, uniforms, Steampunk, &c. are always welcome!

NO plain clothes, street clothes, jeans,
hoodies, t-shirts, sneakers, &
c.
Puh-lease!

~ PHOTOBOOTH! ~

~2009’s XXX FUNHOUSE video! ~

Last year’s horrors, presented for your delight…

Thanks to Eddie

~SAN FRANSEXY Release Party! ~

A fabulous showing to celebrate SFS‘s launch!

~ PINK’s PLAYA NIGHTS ~

Warming up for the burn at August’s PINK! party

~ The Masquerade photobooth! ~

Oh, look at all the lovely creatures that came out to play!

Thanks to Todd Hartman

©2010 Kinky Salon and respective artists – All rights reserved

Hey, have you seen
Issue 3 of
our sexy zine?

SFS is a brand new monthly zine bringing a bulging package of Sex-Positive Culture to your doorstep.

Every month we’re going to bring you juicy bits of news, events, resources, and advice keeping you in the know about what’s worth knowing in our sassy little town.

Check out Issue #3 now at:

http://sanfransexy.com

NEXT MONTH @ KINKY SALON

DRESSCODE: Jetsetting Euro Hipsters, French Maids, The Pope, Greek Gods, The Queen of England, Dirndls, Lederhosen, Leprechauns, Spanish Conquistadors, Nazis, Parisian Fashion Snobs, Swedish Fish, The Spice Girls, Italian Mobsters, Marie Antoinette, European Unions, Oktoberfest, The Rolling Stones, Punch n Judy, Dolf Lundgren, Plato, The Beatles

Saturday November 19

A CARNIVAL MIDWAY SEXTRAVAGANZA

MISSION CONTROL FUNDRAISER

Are you ready to party carnival-style with midway games, sexy entertainment, and tons of prizes to win? Don’t miss your chance to become one of the first 2011 Ally and pledge your support.

ITEM! Awesome DJs all night long and fabulous cabaret acts.

ITEM! A live-bid auction and tons of Mission Control swag.

ITEM! No PAL required (this event is a non-play party)

SAVE THE DATE! MANY MORE DETAILS TO BE ANNOUNCED!

~About Kinky Salon~

Kinky Salon is a community dedicated to safe, consensual exploration of sex positive expression. We celebrate all forms of diversity and encourage all guests to uphold our community’s Standards of behavior.

ANYONE showing up inappropriately dressed, under-informed or with the wrong attitude may be turned away at the door!

Join THE KS CREW

It’s through the efforts of Kinky Salon’s volunteer community that the parties come off so well…

Sign up to be a part of the crew that makes it all happen!

CLICK HERE TO VOLUNTEER

~ Mission Control ~

Mission Control, the long-time home of parties like Kinky Salon, Club Kiss and PINK, has taken off as a community in its own right as it co-creates artistic, sensual & social evolution.

As a place, a space and a people, Mission Control will host many more fabulous creative, open-hearted, and sex-positive events through 2010 & beyond…

~ Get Involved! ~

There are all kinds of opportunities: you could produce new events, help build infrastructure or plug your unique skills into the mix in ways we didn’t think of.

Sign up & be part of Mission Control 2.0… Just fill out the form HERE to get involved.


On the Walls of Mission Control

ARTIST NANCY PEACH

Enjoy her many huge canvases depicting sexy scenes of hotness AND TAKE THEM HOME.

Yes, they’re all for sale!

See more at nancypeach.com